Just keep scrolling

mirukaku:

one time this kid sneezed in class and i said “goodnight”

jackgapp:

tomorrow is june

tomorrow is summer

tomorrow is the half of the year

starksexual:

i was at the bus stop with my sister the other day and for no apparent reason, she says: ‘dude, there are more dead people in the world than living people’ and the woman standing beside me whispered ‘holy shit’ and i fucking lost it

spookymormon:

please stop asking me about my future ill cry

amysfall:

we need a universal hand signal for “my parents don’t know about that”

typical-erinn:

classylesbian:

rabioheab:

why do babies and old people have distinct smells but no other age group does

teenagers smell like depression and horomones

smells like teen spirit 

vandalswithjetpacks:

The idea that people had sex before the 20th century really freaks me out. Like George Washington probably got a blow job and that makes me uncomfortable.

waitinforthebus:

what a great nap, i feel totally disoriented and i’m frothing with hate 

therealhorusszahhak:

This guy at my school shows up every day with like a fake wolf tail clipped to his back belt loop, and I always see him running from class to class and jumping over things and he looks so happy to exist and sometimes he brings a lil wolf puppet with him and he makes it run along next to him on the strings
I’m just like u go wolf kid live ur dreams